The Awesome And Pointless One Liners Thread

hyper_shadow · 2009-11-24T23:32:50+00:00

Having recently been reminded of how awesome the one liners in duke nukem are (see the thread about best and worst videogame voice acting) I've decided to cr...

welovehina

no mountain or sea, nor thing of this world could keep us apart, because this is not my world, you are.

welovehina

you know your girlfriend has problems when you are talking a bath and she comes in and sinks your toy boats. - i have no idea where it comes from

RioFox

oooh i love quotes and one liners :inlove: awesome thread hyper_shadow! :D
"Im not crazy....your just more sane than i am" :22:

RioFox

hyper_shadow;69461 wrote
I've exhausted my library's entire Pratchett collection, that and Mark Chadbourn. I'd rank those as the top British Authors.

I agree!! aah i love Terry Pratchett's books :D :P

[FONT=&quot]“Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.”[/FONT][FONT=&quot] :snicker2:
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Windows isn't so bad if you think of this: Why is a virus better than windows??? Answer: A virus doesn't make mistakes :D

RioFox

ooh i love Friends!! my fav show XD

"of all the things ive lost, its my mind i miss the most" Osborne

VolvoKing

To find out if it is love set it free. If comes back then it is love. If it does not hunt it down and kill it. :m-bata:

akibastyle

[SIZE=4][FONT=Century Gothic]Hope springs eternal [/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Century Gothic]Garfield/Jim Davis:P[/FONT]

nnnmmm

You saw I was a kid and you underestimated me - Gundam Wing

nnnmmm

"It's been revoked"..............Classic

nnnmmm

I didn't kill him. The bullets and the fall killed him.

nnnmmm

"And that's the bottom line cuz Stone Cold says so"

nnnmmm

Eat my shorts

nnnmmm

I love to reload during a battle - Ocelot

nnnmmm

Remember There might be some momentary discomfort - Mr Freeze

nnnmmm

after_the_flesh;132261 wrote
I'm innocent. - Kobe Bryant.

Lmao:071-Kopya:
"Boards don't fight back" - Bruce Lee

nnnmmm

You Just gotta ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do ya.......Punk

nnnmmm

Here's one from Mr. Boguard

"Are you okay" (Usually followed by the person not being okay)

nnnmmm

(Written on the bottom of my boot)

"If you can read this you should've ducked"

nnnmmm

"I don't have your stone. And fuck you anyway" - best line from Alone in the dark Inferno

nnnmmm

You shall rape queens and make love to whores - Dawn

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