The Awesome And Pointless One Liners Thread

hyper_shadow · 2009-11-24T23:32:50+00:00

Having recently been reminded of how awesome the one liners in duke nukem are (see the thread about best and worst videogame voice acting) I've decided to cr...

convoy01

albac;68108 wrote
[SIZE=4]"Ask not what ftp-anime can do for you, but what you can do for ftp-anime" by yours truly[/SIZE]

:romance::romance::disco::disco:

nice one..... juz like J.F. Kenny said

here's mine.......

[SIZE=3][FONT=Century Gothic]Mistakes happens all the time, magic happens when you crack the goal...........[/FONT][/SIZE]

convoy01

[SIZE=3][FONT=Century Gothic]im no hero, never was, never will be.......
[SIZE=2]by: solid snake[/SIZE]
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convoy01

slow and smooth but smooth is fast......

convoy01

hyper_shadow;70470 wrote
'How can you ever know yourself if you've never been in a fight?'

Tyler Durden, Fight Club

i like that movie......

[SIZE=2]You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to?[/SIZE]

travis bickle / taxi driver

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there are only two anime forum in these world; 1 is FTP and 2 are others.......

by: yours truly! FTP rocks!

convoy01

"the chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your pants" :m-bata:

convoy01

"if you aint first, your last"

by: ricky bobby

DEEWALROND

[1] if winning isn't everything...why are you keeping score?

[2] it is not enough to succeed...Others must fail

[3] If you ever dream of beating me,wake up and apologise

[4]If I wanted yiur oppinion I'd give it to you

[5]do you want to be right,or do you want to be happy?

[6] Don't be afraid to go out on a limb,that's where the friut is.

[7] I'm not afraid of the dark...I'm afraid of the ninjas hidding in the dark!

[8] It is far better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than to speak and remove all doubt

[CENTER][SIZE=3]just some of my favorites[/SIZE]:socute:
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hyper_shadow

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!

someone had to get this one in XD

hyper_shadow

Could have been worse..... could have been me!

Me, sometime when my mates have gotten injured or otherwise have completely embarrassed themselves in public.

hyper_shadow

'It's time to kick ass an....'

Aint even gonna bother... XD (see above post)

You can't not love the duke, he's just the epitome of awesome.

'...It was later agreed that in a footballing context, mysteriously appearing fruit should have been greeted with a certain amount of caution. But he was hungry, it was a banana and the metaphysics were sound. He ate it.'

I'm a Pratchett lover. If you've never read Pratchett you haven't lived, go out and buy his library and read until you go blind and then get your sight back and reread in case you missed anything.

hyper_shadow

I've exhausted my library's entire Pratchett collection, that and Mark Chadbourn. I'd rank those as the top British Authors.

Here's a quote I've adopted for myself ever since I got hooked on the anime.

'My individuality is what's important to me, everything in my world is an extension of that standard.'

Twighlight Suzuka; Outlaw Star. (Outlaw star was he first ever 'boxset' of anime I bought)

hyper_shadow

"thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle"

That is legendary.

'OOOOOH! He stole that guys pizza!'

Random passerby. Spiderman.

hyper_shadow

'How can you ever know yourself if you've never been in a fight?'

Tyler Durden, Fight Club

hyper_shadow

for fight club I actually like the book more

Why is it that the films never live up to the books? In fact the only films I've seen actually pull it off were both Frank Miller graphic novels. Those were 300 and V for Vendetta.

'GIVE THEM NOTHING! BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING!'

Leonidas, 300.

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Austin 3:16 - Epic, never a fan of wrestling, but I loved Steve Austin, guy's a legend.

'Ezekiel 25:17, The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.'

The God ahem, Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction.

hyper_shadow

Good ones guys.

'At the end of the day, you choose not to fall'

Daniel Ilabaca-Traceur

hyper_shadow

If death is right behind me then I have no choice but to keep moving forwards. I cannot die before I decide it is my time.

Me.

hyper_shadow

Good ones guys.

Here's the ultimate in one liners:

Kamehameha.

or:

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hyper_shadow

Bruce Campbell is the one liner legend!

'Gimme some sugar baby'

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