Spam Land!

Vladimir · 2007-12-10T23:21:43+00:00

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! Who likes spam?

brokenhands

What is she doing with that cage full of rats?

Maybe she's one of those aliens from V.

brokenhands

Genjuu Mugon;20007 wrote
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OMG ROFL, y'all have to unhinge your jaws or can you fit the whole rat?

brokenhands

Yeah but ours is usually composed of roadkill. You want the stuff that comes from the floor grates at the meat packers.

brokenhands

Suddenly an idea for a flick comes to mind.

"Assfull of Spam" I can see it now, big 300lb porkers and sumo wrestlers all greased up.

brokenhands

I was watching female gymnastics last night.

Didn't know there were so many fat girls on the US team.

Then you look at the Chinese team, some of those women looked like little girls.

Vladimir

brokenhands;4932 wrote
I slice it about a centimeter thick, melt some sharp cheddar on it, then put a slice of pineapple on that bad boy and make me a samich. In fact, I'm still perfecting my Spam-Shrimp po-boy recipe.

I've never actually had spam (except for in my mailbox XD), is it good?

Vladimir

brokenhands;5010 wrote
I'd like to take this time to announce that I have now dominated the Hentai section. Today the Hentai section, tomorrow...THE WORLD. BWHAHAHA(slinks off into darkness).

LOL! So you're into the whole dominating stuff, huh? XD

Vladimir

brokenhands;5145 wrote
After years of wearing the zippered mask, and going by the name Gimp, I figured I'd do the dominating for a change.

Sounds like an ace plan to me :D

Vladimir

Hmm...I wonder what kitties taste like...

Vladimir

brokenhands;5518 wrote
LOL, based on that description, Britney Spears is Smart Spam. Yeah Raimi did Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Darkman.

I liked the first two Spiderman films, mainly cause he stayed true to the comic, and I do love comics. As for the third one, I think they tried to pack too much in, and you could tell the actors were getting tired of filming the series up to this point.

I agree on the the too much packing thing in Spider-man 3, but then again, I think just one villain would have been boring in the third movie.
I'm just hoping the next one is better :)

Vladimir

Mistak;5532 wrote
yoyoyo O.O

Vlad hold on a sec. did you just say that there'll be another on O.O

Yes, of course!
Though it's not in production yet.

Vladimir

Mistak;5539 wrote
O.O
What the...?
I can't believe it :astonished:
What's the story of it...O.o

They're still looking for a screenwriter, lol.

Vladimir

Mistak;5541 wrote
lol :D do you think it'll have sth. to do with the comic?
I just can't believe it :D Did they get so much money for the first three pieces, that they can not stop it ? :P Maybe there'll be a fifth one :D

I'm sure we'll see more of the Venom, we still haven't had a chance to see the Lizard (though we did see dr. Conners).
Still need to see Mysterio, The Shocker and Rhino.
Maybe a bit of the Kingpin (though he was already in DareDevil)?

Btw, have you seen the new The Dark Knight trailer? Man, I can't wait to see The Joker in action.

Vladimir

Mistak;5545 wrote
Yo there're still plenty of villains for spiderman to fight..I guess I have nothing against the films themself ...it's more like the naruto thing you know ...the main character is a wuss somehow...

I just saw the Dark Knight trailer and I must say that it looks interesting :)
Anyway Batman rocks the most ... He doesn't have any supernatural abilities still he kicks butt.:bravo:

Actually I think Naruto and Peter Parker are completely different.
Naruto = stupid (sometimes), gets mad really quickly, is a perv and making friends easily.
Peter = intelligent, very funny, not very easy to get him mad and has a hard time in life.

I like both characters, but I like Peter more, since he's a geek/nerd like me :P Though I don't have any superpowers =(

Vladimir

Mistak;5547 wrote
Hehe shootin webs out your hands and climbing on houses would make many things easier that's for sure.
Sh.t guess I'm not that much of a nerd/geek. Maybe that's why I like Batman more then Spiderman...:)..
Didn't Batman actually have a harder time, weren't his parent's killed in front of his eyes.
Hm the memories of the story are so foggy, I don't remember clearly...
I'm curious...What type of geek/nerd are you anyway?

Yeah, batman's parents did get killed in front of his eyes and all his enemies are more psycho than spider-man's...but then again, batman is a bit crazy himself, lol.

I'm the same kind of nerd/geek as peter parker, lol...:P

Vladimir

brokenhands;5560 wrote
Heard the new Batman will cover mostly the Joker origin. Another spiderman film? I thought Tobey McGuire was adamant he will not star in another. And I know I'll never see Carnage in a Spiderman flick, not unless Rob Zombie is the director.

Yup, true. Watch the trailer. You also you saw the joker card at the end of batman begins.
I think they're going into the right direction with batman this time, it's a lot darker.

Mistak;5565 wrote
What you're a nerd in applied science, physics and chemistry :astonished: Not bad, not bad...:v:

Yeah Wayne is a bit psycho himself, but who on earth is not..:)
Besides, I think that I like the whole DC chars more than Marvel's.

Not applied science, just physics and maths.

Haha, true, true, but Batman is a bit...different. :D

Vladimir

Mistak;5571 wrote
LOL yeah he's dressed somewhat odd. O.o, but aren't they all?
And he has a funny car (I wanna have it)...Ah yeah and he has his own little underground HQ...:P

He's kind of obsessed, isn't he?
But yeah, he's kind some sweet stuff :P
Not fair to the other superheroes though...like Peter...he can barely afford his living...

Vladimir

Mistak;5573 wrote
But hey Peter therefore can climb on buildings and he can shoot webs out of his tiny hand tools.
Ah whatever Vlad they're both cool characters, but I don't like the Spiderman films...:v:
The comic is allright..That's for sure..

true true

what about the new batman movie[s]?

Vladimir

Mistak;5575 wrote
They're quite good..really :v:
I like the people who played/plays the main character more,
because I think that he plays the role better than McGuire in spiderman, don't remember who it was though.

He is a whole lot better than the previous batmans, that's for sure...

Vladimir

brokenhands;5590 wrote
Wait so Val Kilmer is a better Batman, than McGuire is a Spiderman?

And to answer the questinon, No they got the rights to TMNT later, then totally screwed up the TMNT storyline, killing off some of them, making others cyborgs, etc.

They did what?!
Never saw that...
I used to LOOOOOOOOOOOVE TMNT when I was a kid, man they kicked ass!
I just wish they had made decent TMNT movie...the new CG movie was for kids, which was a shame in my opinion.

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