Spam Land!

Vladimir · 2007-12-10T23:21:43+00:00

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! Who likes spam?

brokenhands

rjd22;5956 wrote
I liked the Spiderman serie a lot. I hope it comes back to TV someday. Does someone know if its downloadable?

You'll have to be more specific:

-Movies
-Series(70's live action, 80's cartoons, 90's cartoon, MTV cartoon)
-Comic books
-Video Games(sega CD, multiple nintendo platforms, etc)

Ol' Spidey's available in all formats.

brokenhands

Thanks, but while I was making that list, I started to realize(spell check) how much of a media whore Spidey is. You'd think Stan Lee would be sportng a fat bank...but alas.

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Vladimir;6194 wrote
yeah...he wasn't big enough and he didnt get enough action...

spoiler for those havent seen spider-man 3 yet
and he also got killed without a real fight...

Or did he? Queue in the organ music Yeah he's toast. But that's what happens when you do movie sequels. Spidey only works in series format.

brokenhands

Vladimir;6225 wrote
Okay, what about x-men then?

When the first one came out, I was just so glad they finally put it on the big screen. I'd been waiting for 13+ years.

The second one was pretty good, but tried to pack several story arcs into one movie.

The third suffered from too many cooks in the kitchen. Adding actors, removing the previous director, trying to make it for all audiences, etc.

Again, only works in series format. Every X-men toon series I liked, the Fox one, the Evolution one, I'm hoping for a Dini version.

brokenhands

Paul Dini was a producer of Batman: The Animated Series. There was Batman, then Superman, then JL/JLU, then Teen Titans. The entire DC animated universe was subsequently dubbed the Diniverse(incorrectly so though).

I would like to see the (freshly snubbed by CN)Warner Bros crew start making Marvel series.

Avengers, Iron Man, Spiderman, X-men, etc.

brokenhands

I have to be honest, I never found the actress who played Trinity attractive. Maybe that was the appeal of the character I don't know. Now Monica Belluci in that club, wow, what a knockout.

brokenhands

To the mad dude, Howdy. As for the Matrix, I'm the bastard of the group here, I wanted to know what happens after the story.

Do mankind and machines start to merge?

Do they fix the sky?

Could you make a Matrix series?

brokenhands

Vladimir;6443 wrote
Yes, humans and machines start to have sex...

Sex? I like the way you think impaler. No I was thinking more of a nanomachine symbiosis relationship. The machines start to live inside humans, like mitochondria. Or like the borg.

brokenhands

Not down with a little silicon on carbon action? wink, wink

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Vladimir;6606 wrote
hahaha, prove it :P

I second that motion, find me some Matrix pr0n por favor.

brokenhands

Vladimir;6681 wrote
What do you mean?

There's porn about it, no exceptions

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/post/6652/Rule_34.aspx

brokenhands

Maybe it's the gin talking, but the one about the seal is hilarious.

brokenhands

Vladimir;6731 wrote
the seal?

btw...where have I seen that comic before?

http://www.ratemyeverything.net/post/6752/Warranties.aspx

As for Calvin and Hobbes, it's the one about a boy and his imaginary friend who's a tiger.

brokenhands

Vladimir;6818 wrote
Oh noes :(
So sad :(

Sadder is the fact that global warming is eroding their habitat, and making them easy pickings for sharks and whales.

brokenhands

Hmmm....manic/depressive SPAM.

I want to post, but I just can't seem to get out of bed.

Flips coin...

I'm a spam god, watch my dust, I'm UNSTOPPABLE.

brokenhands

Genjuu Mugon;14757 wrote
I hear that spam is an undelicious substitute to a meal.

Not true, throw some pineapple on that slab and add some uncooked spinach, You got the fixins for a good samich.

brokenhands

I can't cholesterol count is too high. Maybe if I had a vegetable based spam substitute.

brokenhands

Eww...spam's looking kind of old and crusty.

I wonder if you can make hooch from old spam?

brokenhands

unzips pants, water trickle

5 minutes later

Dang I wonder what it means when the pee is green?

Hope this has nothing to do with that girl I "met" at the San Antonio bus stop.

brokenhands

Let's see, got some Luther Vandross here.

I'll post one line at a time.

"I thought some time alone....was what we really needed"

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