I would put your palm in a bacon slicer and get a couple of slices dip your hand in lemon juice, then salt, then batter put your hand in fat and fry til golden, watch you eat it and then shoot you in head. From Hale and Pace, cept last bit
I would cut off your balls and put them in your mouth, then sew it shut give you option eat them and go free or let them sit in there and rot, get septic and die from painful infection. first option? good! there you go your free drill hole in the head, ooops
Read you my poetry or cut your net connection and Tv at night and watch u die slowly through boredom and repeated exposure to daytime TV