How would you kill someone above you

albac

I saw this couple of months ago and would like to try it here :)

so like the title suggest, tell me how you would've done it?

(don't worry, there are no actual people die in the process :m-bata:)

Mich

hahahah funny thread :D

I would cut off your balls one by one with a fork and a knife.. Ouch,,,, that sounded weird and scary......... :onion21::golddigging:
And then slowly cut off your eyes with a spoon?!?!... this is bizzare... and then let you suffer to death......
im not sick or anything but this is the worst thing i can imagine :nani:
Im sorry m477h3w5.... :(

albac

m477h3w5;72014 wrote
ummm do you mean kill them trying to get away with it or kill them just to kill them..?

I don't know what I would do to try to get away with it but I have some ideas of fun ways to kill them.

Like say... Use railroad spikes to nail them to a highway overpass during the night then shoot them from a distance in each of their joints, one shot every five minutes, and only when they are awake.

no you don't have to get away with it, you have unlimited chance tu use ur imagination XD. oh yeah and you are killing the person above u so that's me :)

hyper_shadow;72032 wrote
Hmm an exercise in seeing how depraved and crazy everyone here is XD

yeah!! spot on :hanabi:

let's see I would just paralyze u with a tranquilizer then slowly I will cut you to pieces without killing you just yet, when you wake up you will only have your head and your body, then I started to carve your body until you run out of blood^^

albac

Genjuu Mugon;72790 wrote
Intercontenental ballistic missile would be my no. 1 pick.

XD ROFLMAO that is...... very effective

@[deleted] : very classic but I like it, I prefer if the music turns italian opera though :hanabi:

@[deleted]: just realize that your Idea of killing is almost the same as mine... but yours are more wicked :)

[FONT=Book Antiqua]I would bury your body leaving only the head, then I cut open your head leaving the brain intact so you'll still be alive, next I wake u up and leave you there with countless rats that will soon feed on your brain.
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albac

m477h3w5;72876 wrote
Hmmm...
Slowly rip off your arms and legs like Lucy does to Nana in Elfen Lied while you are still awake then leave you there to bleed to death.
That one sounds like fun

I swear it's just a coincidence that I posted after you again. LOL

LOL yeah that, or you really hate me :m-bata:

@[deleted] : that's really cruel XD but is that really the worst thing you could imagine? :sorry:

@[deleted] : never seen that movie, but it sure looks like hell

this time it's simple, I'm gonna chain you up and send you down to a melting Tar (feet first) and it's gonna be so long cause I want to enjoy it :kukukuh:

albac

nnnmmm;75116 wrote
I'd drop a grenade in their pants then kick them in the nuts. If they have enough concentration to ignore the pain and get the grenade out in time, they're better than I am and deserve to live.

can't ignore that pain mate :)

I'm gonna put you in a sealed barrel, tie it with balls and chain and throws it to the deep ocean.

albac

@[deleted] : very direct at least I die without too much mess
@[deleted] : epic man, but wonder how would you get out of there yourself, these days those creatures are getting smarter

Genjuu Mugon;77256 wrote
Introduce them to my pet tiger.

well hello tiger XD
I hypnotize your tiger and let him feed on you when it's done I put a bullet to ur pet's skull

albac

I have been killed with an iaido...a cool way to die I presume XD

but I rise again and take the two paddle closest to me then I ask you to a duel, in a bit it was over and I win because you throw away your sheath.

albac

turn you to ice then oops throw you from second floor

happy that my thread still alive:) wohoo I'm back after being so busy in this couple of months

albac

hypnotize you to do bungee jumping when there's actually no rope grin

Genjuu_Mugon

Intercontenental ballistic missile would be my no. 1 pick.

Genjuu_Mugon

Beaten to death with a mailbox.

Genjuu_Mugon

Slowly die due to radiation poisoning via irradiated olives.

Genjuu_Mugon

Introduce them to my pet tiger.

Genjuu_Mugon

KILL IT IT FIRE! WONDERFUL WONDERFUL FIRE!
...and then light a cigarette :cebollita25:

beara78

hmmm, how would i kill genjuu mugon. well i believe i would go up to his room and put some poison in his alcohol and if that didn't work i would light a cigarette and put it in his blankets so he can burn. lol:m-bata:@ .@

m477h3w5

ummm do you mean kill them trying to get away with it or kill them just to kill them..?

I don't know what I would do to try to get away with it but I have some ideas of fun ways to kill them.

Like say... Use railroad spikes to nail them to a highway overpass during the night then shoot them from a distance in each of their joints, one shot every five minutes, and only when they are awake.

m477h3w5

Hmmm...
Slowly rip off your arms and legs like Lucy does to Nana in Elfen Lied while you are still awake then leave you there to bleed to death.
That one sounds like fun

I swear it's just a coincidence that I posted after you again. LOL

nnnmmm

I'd replace your cigarette with ammonia, arsinic, cyanide and nicotine....................................Hey wait a second

nnnmmm

I'd drop a grenade in their pants then kick them in the nuts. If they have enough concentration to ignore the pain and get the grenade out in time, they're better than I am and deserve to live.