when i was first dating my present wife [my #1 and only!], i was bringing the kids to the drive-thru and i farted. all kids [4 or 5 included my 2 stepboys] were "eewing" and telling me it was gross.
i told them i thot it smell ok because it was my fart. i explained to them the "farter" will ALWAYS at least tolerate or even enjoy their own farts.
after much eeewing and grossing and DENIAL - i said i'd ask the McDonalds guy in the window what he thot.
my kids started screaming "no no don't do that!!!!!" but to no avail. i pulled up, placed our order and the car was filled with a strained, hushed silence ... waiting ....
and then i did it! while i was paying the guy [20 something] i said, "we've got a discussion going and i'd like your opinion on it. isn't it true that if you fart you don't mind the smell too bad or maybe even like the smell of your own farts?"
he paused to think. finally with much conviction, he said, "yeah ... i kinda like my farts and others ppls farts stink!"
"eeew!!! ... gross!!! .... tom!!! that's not riiiight!!!"
what a great night!!! one of my FAVORITE memories!!!
wolf farts ... sniffs ... and smiles - a very good year for farting!
