I hired a private investigator last week and found my "soul mate" was cheating on me with her pilates instructor.
Seeing as I was going to leave her anyway this saves me a divorce lawyer fee, the loss of half my hard earned dough, and humiliating alimony payments.
But mom is kinda clingy, plus she nags me about my mistress, then there's that annoying yappy lapdog of hers...
It's a tough choice, but I do love my money, so my "soul mate" eats the big dirt sandwich, there are other b*******.
whisper oops, you're right Mongo, this may come up if I decide to run for President.
"Loads generic answer" I love everybody, and I'd hate to make that awful choice.
whisper Yeah Mongo, I think they'll buy that, they're gullible.