The corrupt wish

momo

I saw this game on other forums and it sounds fun so I thought why not give it a try here.

The game is pretty simple: A makes a wish, B grants it but corrupting it a bit. B makes another wish. C corrupts it and so on...

[COLOR=black][COLOR=green][COLOR=black]Example:
A: I wish I had 36 hours a day.

B:Granted , but weekends no longer exist.

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easy, ne? So I will start...

I wish I can read other's mind.

brokenhands

You get the Kart.

Enter the race, and a Koopa shell smacks you upside the head, making you a vegetable(literally, this is the Nintendo universe afterall).

I want...nothing(this is for the philosophy and physics majors).

brokenhands

You were born in Japan, but unfortunately it's Aug 6, 1945, and you were born in hospital in a little city called Hiroshima.

Just played Tomb Raider, and gotta say I'd like a chick with a figure like Lara Croft.

brokenhands

Granted, but they're all made by Compaq shudder

I wish I knew the Futae no Kiwami.

brokenhands

Granted, but it seems you had to replace your evil right hand with newly acquired chainsaw.

I haven't had Corn Nuts in awhile, I'd like a big bag of the BBQ flavored kind.

brokenhands

Granted, but you're kidnapped by a nefarious group seeking a tech wizard to build a nuclear weapon.

I wish I had some negative mass.

brokenhands

Granted, but it's really badly drawn tentacle hentai, and you go psychotic.

I wish I could make time stand still.

brokenhands

Granted but you get the Spruce Goose, and all the old farts who visit.

I wish I had a Real Doll.

brokenhands

You don't want anything, so you get nothing. Hence you are trapped, in the endless spanse of limbo.

I wish I could get rid of this rash(seems the wish wasn't the only thing X passed on).

brokenhands

Granted, but Viacom owns them all, which means you get twelve hours of Cops, Banzai, and Infomercials thrown in.

I wish the NFL had the brains to have a Labor Day kickoff weekend.

brokenhands

Granted, but you are torn limb from limb at the atomic level in a space of pure nothingness.

I wish you'd take your fingers out of there.

brokenhands

Granted, but there's no running water in the area, and you have no eating utensils.

I wish for something cute and feminine to warm my lap.

brokenhands

Granted, but it's that nasty fruit that makes Andrew Zimmern puke.

I wish I could find a good book to read.

brokenhands

Granted, but you can't get the theme of Candy Land out of your head, dooming us all to a gingerbread hell.

I wish I didn't have to go to class when Dallas plays Philly on Monday.

brokenhands

Granted, but it turns out Crystal Pepsi was a mind control agent created for the CIA by Pepsico.

Knowing too much, you now must be silenced.

CIA grabs cookie, stuffs him into a 10-gallon drum and buries him deep inside Yucca Mountain.

I wish the aliens would hurry up and invade already.

brokenhands

Granted, but now she's immortal and watches friends and loved ones grow old as she stays forever young.

I wish common sense could overcome greed.

brokenhands

Granted, but now you have a huge repair bill to pay off.

I wish I hadn't tried to update my video card driver in Ubuntu.

brokenhands

But I lay a bone jarring hit on X, causing him to fumble your wish. Now to take this puppy to da house (I love American football season).

I wish the Dallas Cowboys would figure out how to play football for 4 full quarters.

Vladimir

Granted, but every time you cook something no one will want to eat it.

I wish I had a new laptop -.-

Vladimir

Granted, but everyone else will have 100000 by then.

I wish I could speak all the languages of the world.