Ok, bad intro, so I'll just apply the rubber glove here...
-Mikael Penalosa? That can't be a real name. That's one of those names you get on fake passports.
-The Phillippines...I can't say anything bad about that area. I'd love to boof the president, she's all kinds of fine.
-What type of anime does ol' Mike like...I'm guessing loli, something about this guy just screams mosquito bump boobs and tea parties.