Okay, I seen how Kyon can be evil when he's pissed at someone, kind of reminds me of myself, but I'm not always nice like him and I get pissed faster :p
In the intermission, you said the name of 4 girls instead of 3, I guess that was done on purpose... if not, there's something wrong.
Suddenly, Nabi and friends hear a weird sound coming out of the classroom and some indistinct screams.
She thinks it was probably some first years having a fight in the corridors, since the sounds soon ended.
After 4th period, Nabi went to the cafeteria to meet with everyone and start discussing random topics.
Then, suddenly, the cafeteria's door is smashed open and a really tall woman (190cm) with light brown skin, brown eyes and an enormous chest wearing a dark green military t-shirt and pants barges in.
The woman seemed rather angry and had a sick expression on her face, she looks around and spots someone hiding under one of the tables.
She starts walking in that direction while ignoring tables and students, running them all over, then grabbing the table the person was hiding under and throwing it through the window.
The man stands up then and stares at the woman with a resolute look.
Man: What's with you, Ayanami?
Ayanami: You went to Hikari's apartment again, didn't you?
Man: That doesn't have anything to do with you, didn't you say you loved Irvine?
Ayanami's expression softened and she even blushed, but her voice was still uptight as if she was trying to get out of an embarrassing position by making a point.
She points angrily at the man.
Ayanami: That has nothing to do with us Falknir!
Falknir: Yes, there is! I knew I was free from you after you had sex with Irvine. I'm not stupid, I know what you did in that room the first day we got into that military facility.
Ayanami: That's been like four years since that!
Falknir: Nonetheless, I won't let you control my life anymore! Plus, you talk to yourself too much!
Ayanami: I DO NOT!
Falknir: Yes, you do, whatever genetic experiences you got when you were young, that's no excuse to talk to some kind of "entity"...
Ayanami: ... er... MY POINT IS! Hikari's too old for you, she's like 25 years old, and you're only 17.
Falknir: What about you? You're 26 and you look the same ever since I met you 10 years ago.
Ayanami: That's... because...
Falknir: Yah, yah, the genetic alteration doesn't allow your body to age as fast as normal humans, I know it, but whatever, you can't be jealous of Hikari, she's an awesome person, even though she doesn't go often to the University to teach her skills, she's been a formidable help against Gas...
Ayanami: But... ah...
Falknir: No point arguing, you've been owned, apologize to all these students NOW!
Ayanami turns to all the students and teachers that were standing there listening to that conversation and not understanding anything about it, bows and suddenly grabs a .500 Magnum, pointing it at Falknir.
Ayanami: I won't apologize, die!
????: I don't think so!
The voice came from behind Ayanami, she starts sweating and turns slowly to see who was there.
Behind Ayanami was a girl who looked like she was in her twenties, she was around 150cm tall with brown eyes, and was looking innocently at Ayanami.
Ayanami: Mi-Mikoto? Wha-What are you doing here?
Mikoto: grin Eh, he... You know... GOD told me you were making a ruckus again, it was normal, so I didn't mind it much, but I was told you followed Falknir to another dimension using Lenne's powers... that idiot is too kind-hearted...
Ayanami: HA! You came to take me on? All alone? Don't joke with me!
Mikoto: Actually... I brought someone you can't say no to~
From behind Mikoto showed up a girl who looked like a grade schooler, she had red eyes, dark skin, silver hair and a evil grin on her face.
Ayanami: K-Ketsurui?
Ketsurui: Hello... sis... he, he... you... you know... I didn't have my... my blood fix today... he, he...
Ayanami: W-Weren't you supposed to be statisfied until next year?
Ketsurui: Ah... ah... you... you know... Lenne... she used all her power... to... to... to bring you both to this dimension, and who has more psychic power than her...? But you know... I... I need more blood to replenish my power now... or... or I'll go berserk again...
Mikoto: There you go... that's your fault. Also, if she goes berserk, you won't be able to win against her anymore, she's got reinforced vectors now, I guess you shouldn't have saved her using your blood back then...
Ayanami: Don't joke with me, I almost died back then... o-okay... I'll go back without complaining...
Suddenly, Kyon shows up in the middle of them.
Kyon: Travelers from another dimension, please refrain from much more chat here, this is a public institution meant for learning, such place can not be profaned by the likes of you. Please leave at once!
Mikoto: That dude has a point, let's go before I lose my patience and use it.
Falknir: You brought them?
Mikoto: They're my favorite weapons...
Ayanami: Weapon freak!
Mikoto: You're one to talk, what's that bazooka in your back?
Ketsurui: Gather... around me... I'll cast the spell...
"Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows.” (my blood)
“Buried in the flow of time…”
“In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness.” (already am)
“All the fools who stand in our way shall be destroyed…”
“…by the power you and I posse~~
At that moment, Mikoto slaps Ketsurui with a paper fan.
Mikoto: Not that spell, you numbnut!
Ketsurui: I can't remember any other...
Falknir: For the love of... how can you forget the teleportation spell?
Ayanami: Wasn't it like... "Teleportation"?
Ketsurui: Oh... that's it!
Ketsurui shouts the word "Teleportation" and everyone around her disappears in a distorted space letting everyone in the cafeteria stunned.
Kyon: Problem solved!
Hans: What the hell was that?
Kyon approaches Hans with a menacing look, sticks his face at 1cm from his face and starts talking.
Kyon: NOTHING HAPPENED HERE, UNDERSTOOD?
Everyone: Hai!
There you go, you world has been disturbed by some of the characters from my stories :p
I wrote this real fast, so it's not that good, but it was just for fun.
