The_A_Pok Rule 1: Do not talk about /b/. Rule 2: If it's funny, it came from 4chan or Something Awful. Rule 3: If you are an idiot, you will be made fun of. Rule 4: Nobody cares if you're tough in real life. Rule 5: Anonymous does not forgive. Rule 6: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. Rule 7: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. Rule 8: It happened At least 100 years ago. Rule 9: Brazilian girls will do it for 500 dollars. Rule 10: It needs more DESU. Rule 11: You will get viruses from downloading pornography. Rule 12: Lurk moar. Rule 13: It never needed any more cowbell. Rule 14: As long as there is internet there will be drama. Rule 15: If a camwhore posts, tits must be shown. If this rule is broken, said camwhore must GTFO. Rule 16: You must enjoy your AIDS. Rule 17: Pool's closed due to AIDS. Rule 18: If someone is better than you, they are hacking. Rule 19: Lens Flare makes masterpieces. Rule 20: You're doing it wrong. Rule 21: If your girlfriend ends in .jpg, she is not real. Rule 22: Long stories are copypasta. Rule 23: Long stories are never read, at any rate. Rule 24: Pics or it never happened. Rule 25: Everyone sees what you did there. Rule 26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?". Rule 27: Loli haets pizza. No exceptions. Rule 28: It's awwriiigghht. Rule 29: Do a barrel roll. Rule 30: Everyone is gay for Bridget. Rule 31: The internet is for porn. Rule 32: Everything is a fetish. No exceptions. Rule 33: It's a trap. Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it. No exceptions. Rule 35 The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34. Rule 36: Bringing up Nazis is insta fail. Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever . Rule 38: A cat is fine too. Rule 39: One cat leads to another. Rule 40: Ceiling cat is watching you fap. Rule 41: Saturday is Caturday. Rule 42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it. Rule 43: Someone would fap to it. Rule 44: If it exists, you can buy it online somewhere. Rule 45: Snape killed Dumbledore. Rule 46: All lasers must be charged before shooping da whoop. Rule 47: Nagas stole your bike. Rule 48: It will always need moar sauce. Rule 49: The internet makes you stupid. Rule 50: Anything can be a meme. Rule 51:Longcat is looooooooooong. Rule 52: If something goes wrong, Ebaums did it. Rule 53: Anonymous is a virgin by default. Rule 54: Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions. Rule 55: CP is awwwright, but DSFARGEG will get you b&. Rule 56: Don't mess with football. Rule 57: MrSpooky has never seen so many ingrates. Rule 58: Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads. Rule 59: The term "sage" does not refer to the spice. Rule 60: If you say Candlejack, you w Rule 61: You cannot divide by zero. Rule 62: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. * Rule 63: If you do not believe it, then it must be habeebed for great justice. Rule 64: Not even Spider-Man knows how to shot web. Rule 65: Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all. Rule 66: This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA. Rule 67: One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor. Rule 68: Katy is bi, so deal w/it. Rule 69: LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? Rule 70: Also, cocks. Rule 71: This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go. Rule 72: Anonymous did NOT, under any circumstances, tk him 2da bar|? Rule 73: If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse. Rule 74: If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago. Rule 75: Around Snacks, CP is lax. Rule 76: All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND. Rule 77: Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/. Rule 78: Mods are fucking fags. No exceptions. Rule 79: All Caturday threads will be bombarded with Zippocat. No exceptions. Rule 80: No matter how cute it is, it probably skullfucked your mother last night. Rule 81: That's not mud. Rule 82: Steve Irwin's death is really, really funny. Rule 83: The Internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. Rule 84: Rule 87 is true. Rule 85: Yes, it is some chickens. Rule 86: Bobba bobba is bobba. Rule 87: Rule 84 is false. OH SHI- Rule 88: If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right. Rule 89: If you cannot understand it, it is machine code. Rule 90: Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U.S. dollars. Rule 91: Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend. Rule 92: Disregard Bigmike, he sucks cocks. Rule 93: Secure tripcodes are for jerks. Rule 94: If someone herd u liek Mudkips, deny it constantly for the lulz. Rule 95: Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay. Rule 96: I am a huge faggot. Please rape my face. Rule 97: Shit sucks and will never be stickied. Rule 98: Bricks must are required to be shat whenever Anonymous is surprised. Rule 99: If you have no bricks to shit, you are made of fail and AIDS. Rule 100: Obey Eureka or you die. Now debate
