Daniel!
The archaeologist that had a uber hot wife named Sha're, then she was kidnapped by the Goa'uld and turned into one, then got killed by Teal'c when she was trying to kill her husband.
He also died from nuclear radiation and ascended to a higher plane of existence, that didn't last long because he broke the rules and used his super ultra powers to kill Anubis, and failed miserably.
So he was demoted to a normal non-radioactive human and continued to fight against the Goa'uld alongside the Tauri.
So then, I gave you guys his biography, so now you just need to pay me 750 Euro each, and also, Daniel, you owe me 1230 Euro for your biography.
