OK This might be funny :)
<ME> to my <Sword> OK SWORD it is time for Bankai training.
<SWORD> to <ME> No I hate u. I like the person behind u.
<ME> OK fine U were a useless zanpaktou any way, U like the other person then goto him
I throw the sword It is spinning towards rjd22
<SWORD> YAY!!! COME TO PAPA rjd22!! LET ME TEACH U BANKAI
the spinning sword cuts right through rjd22
<SWORD> OH MY I JUST KILLED MY NEW MASTER XD