brokenhands Nope, burps man GM is not sitting right. Where's that Pepto Bismol? Next is the dude who owns one of them new bulletproof vests. The Dragonskin armor.
brokenhands Not if you spell it Bush style, brok'nhunds. Next will be someone who's still looking for them WMDs.
brokenhands No Dawg, it ain't goin' down like dat. Next is someone who saw Empire Strikes Back in the theater.
brokenhands Nope feeding Vlad, DANG, she almost lost a finger. Next is a man who really touched me(inappropriately).
brokenhands Nope he's got a lady friend now, no time for us. Next will be the guy who got 13 reject letters from MTV to be a VJ.
brokenhands Nope, starts his community service today. Next, that dude with his head buried in that cute girl's lap.
brokenhands Mich? Nope, just the Black Buddha. Next will be someone, who's shed the negative restraints of materialism.
brokenhands Nope, he's having a live rodent smoothie, with a hedgehog chaser. Next, this guy has some magic hands, if you've got sore muscles, he's got the massage table.
brokenhands G? Nope, my gangster days are all behind me. Next is the only Republican blogger on FTP-Anime.
brokenhands Nope, just got a girl's boobs, can't remember who gave me these. Next is that new guy on the site that loves licking live wires, to get a buzz.
brokenhands Wrong, I have no ego (I just know I'm god). Next that dude on the site that looks like Dracule "Hawk-Eye" Mihawk [spoiler] (I'm not giving a pic, you One Piece fans will just have to fill the rest in.) [/spoiler]
brokenhands Sadly, no I used to be human, but 8 years of bush has mutated me into a rock monster. Next is someone into guns (gotta lot of NRA fans here).
brokenhands Nope, smokey nailed him with a radar gun. Next is me (I'm gonna try the risky double post).
brokenhands Nope they found him frozen solid at a ski resort. Seems he tried to axe murder his family. Next is someone who knows the movie and director I'm referencing.
brokenhands You mean you all feigned enthusiasm for my personal life? sobs Next someone who won't break my heart crying GM made the list (right below Nixon).
brokenhands Yup, just your friendly neighborhood prevert Next is the guy who buys panties out of vending machines.
brokenhands Nah, I like vowels between my consonants. Next someone with boobs (Hopefully an exhibitionist too).
brokenhands Nope lost my guts in a Drano based dare (we had some weird drinking games back then). Next is someone of the 38th order (wink).
