2008 Election

The_A_Pok

so....who's gonna win it all come November?

AnimeFanChris

I hope so much Barack Obama wins 'cause I'm voting for him.

brokenhands

Xyw13;15561 wrote
Heh, I hope it will be someone normal... -.-

Normal? In America? We don't really know what that word means. Isn't that some word leftover from the King James days? Some gibberish they speak in merry ol' England?

brokenhands

I voted for Obama in the Texas primary.

brokenhands

Vladimir;12977 wrote
Yup...though it's pretty lame, he can be governor though?
I wonder what happens if someone's born outside of the US, just because his/her parents were on vacation. Can they run for president?

And @ SZ, it affects all of us who the new president of the US going to be.

Actually Vlad, McCain was born in Panama, that's considered outside the continental US.

But the rules are

At least 35 years of age
A citizen of the US for at least 14 years.
A natural born citizen or child of US citizens

brokenhands

Who should be Obama's VP? I'm rooting for Jim Webb (D) Virginia.

brokenhands

They're bracing for $6/gallon gas. And the zombie army from Iran.

Ok, so now Obama has taken on the roll of the turd sandwich.

I guess that leaves douchebag for McCain.

What will I have the turd sandwich or the douchebag?

What does that make Nader?

brokenhands

Nani? It's still on mon ami. Wait until november, that's when the Republicans will put the fix in.

brokenhands

at this point we're using those cryptic M$ version number.

McCain 7.001.4256c incl service packs 1 - 2007.

brokenhands

Well the GOP just released a new patch to fix the Phil Gramm hole. I suppose the SP will come out in August.

brokenhands

Nope, ever since McBush was involved in the S&L scandal, he lost my support.

brokenhands

Nah, the GOP is like IBM back in the eighties, and the Dems are like Cisco Systems.

As for the independents, they're like a bunch of fly by night software developers that spam you to death, and release frustrating trialware.

brokenhands

Feel free to take them and make a few bucks for yourself.

As for me I plan to make my money the old fashioned American way.

Start a company using false info about having contacts at a major corporation.
Overspeculate on my stock, so the prices go thru the roof and I make a cool bundle.
Run to a non-extraditable country with my millions and live the sweet life tapping the asses of my many teenage maids.

brokenhands

I suppose I could start one of those internet scam sites.

Like buy.com or those sites that sell fake insurance.

brokenhands

Yeah about as much as they love shipping charges.

brokenhands

I suppose I could always make a $2000 donation to the GOP. Then get a cushy job, say as director of FEMA. Then bilk the taxpayers out of millions for false purchases of mobile homes and porta potties

brokenhands

I just hope the stoners sober up enough to vote this time.

brokenhands

McCain and Dracula? Hmm...might just work.

Seems Obama's speech stirred up a hornet's nest. I've never seen so many negative comments posted in news websites.

Aparently REPUBLICANS LIKE TO USE ALL CAPS WHEN POSTING. Or they're not smart enough to know how to turn off caps lock.

brokenhands

Let's see....McCain added another good-looking empty headed floozy to his herd. This time for VP.

Instead of owning up to his and the Republican's mistakes. They decided to blame all of America's problems on everyone else, and instead say, "The Republicans(Bush) f-ed things up, and the only the Republicans(McCain) can fix it."

And with that flawed logic, they're running for the White House.

It's just retarded enough to work. sigh only in America.

brokenhands

Xyw13;21950 wrote
Man, be happy, that you have only two political parties. We here have about 30 and everyone screwes it more and more... o.Oo.O

America keeps it simple.

Either you're rich and hypocritical(Republican). Or poor, and without good taste(Democrat).

Then you could try Libertarian(condescending pussy).

Or Green Party(flake).

Or Communist(hippie)

Bottom line though, is who's got the money (America, and the golden rule).