Funny quotes that make you think

DEEWALROND

I think one liners and quotes are really interesting,funny and sometimes they even give you something to think about. Here are a few that I really like and thought I'd share.
*1. Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.....that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

*2. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark..Professionals the Titanic.

*3. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems , But it will Annoy enough people to make it worth the effort!.

jldarkspider

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain

DEEWALROND

not really a quote but this was on my grandmother's wall when I was a kid and I still remember it.
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In life there are only 2 things to worry about.
whether you are sick or well.
If you are well, you have nothing to worry about.
If you are sick you have only 2 things to worry about,
Whether you get better or you die.
If you get better you have nothing to worry about.
If you die you have only 2 things to worry about,
Whether you go to Heaven or Hell.
If you go to Heaven you have nothing to worry about,
If you go to Hell you'll be too darn busy shaking hands with friend you won't have time to worry.
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