Has anyone read the physics of Santa, and why he cannot exist. Apparently if he could exist, he would need to travel 650 miles per second, with 1ms to get out of his sleigh, go into a house through the chimney, place the presents, eat the cookies, get out of the house and back into the sleigh. His 214,200 reindeer needed to carry 353,000 tons of packages to the Christian children, are each exposed to 14.3 Quintillion Joules of energy, for which any normal reindeer would almost instantaneously burst into flames and disintegrate in bursts of sonic booms, as they are decelerating from 650 miles per second to the speed of sound which is at 0.202 miles per second (340.29 m/s), all within 4.26ms. A 250-pound Santa would, however, be exposed to 4,315,015 pounds of force.
If Santa was real He could have this planet wrapped around his Pinky finger. Have a Holly Jolly Christmas everyone. I wont be able to post for a bit. So I'm just sending my Christmas cheer right now lol.:bingo: