Yeah...wouldn't it be just like me to post something completely random and useless? No rants, no reason, no real topic...just a "spam" post because this is the forum to do it in, it's allowed here...and I can? Wouldn't it though?
I bet you thought this might be a really fun joke or something... but it isn't. Are you disappointed? Pissed? Bored? Hungry? One of the other dwarfs? Oh well. Well, if you are still here, reading this, I guess maybe you are ok with it...either that, or maybe your eyes have just fallen into my spiderweb-sticky trap.
See, sometimes my words are like a spell...no matter how inane they appear, you start reading them and then must follow along to the bitter end just to see what happens, even if nothing happens, or just in case the totally bizzarre and unexpected happens, like maybe the destruction of the entire universe and the end of all life as we know it.
Of course, that being the case...do you really want to spend your last few moments of life here reading this inane post? You probably are thinking, "hell no!" right about now, as well as many other things about me that I don't think I'll repeat right now...it's probably better that way. Of course, I have noticed, however, one small problem....and that is the fact that you are still reading!
You know, you can go away at any time and read another post. You are perfectly able to walk away from the monitor...but you better turn it off, because if you come back to this screen you'll probably just pick up again where you left off, if not just before, and get stuck in the same trap again. After all, maybe, just maybe, this thread has a point, and I will get to it soon, and it's been bugging you all day trying to guess where I am going with this post.
You just can't bear the thought of missing out on something juicy, like a good piece of gossip, or maybe a really good joke, or even a rant because sometimes that really gets your blood boiling. You probably have Twitter accounts and such too, and follow all kinds of RSS feeds and blogs, just to find out that your favorite actor or singer is human too, and is so bored with their life that mainly consists of travel, eating, and sleeping, just to get in a couple hours of performing before going back on the road, that they absolutely have to do something...so they in turn post inanities like the last time they had a particularly nasty bowel movement, or that this morning they had eggs and salsa, which really got things "flowing" again for them, and that maybe they should eat more fiber if only the tour bus would stock up on Bran Flakes or something... but that isn't my post or what it's about anyways. My post is something different entirely.
In fact, my post is so different that it's taken up a few moments of your time already. Of course, it doesn't matter, because here you are reading, and you'll continue right on to the end, like a faithful hound, or more like a lovesick fool, or a bewitched and bespelled whatever....it doesn't really matter to either one of us does it? I mean, after all, as long as somebody is there to read, and as long as I have words to type, we'll probably both be here until the end, right? After all, if you are here reading this, I had to sit here at least as long if not longer actually typing this, right? The difference, I guess, would be in the final result...for example:
I am spending a goodly portion of my time writing this post, and so I will walk away totally satisfied with having accomplished something, even if that something is, in fact, nothing, because there is a "physical" piece of eveidence here in cyberspace that actually shows that I did, in fact, write something, so when it is finished, I will have accomplished it. In fact, I would have accomplished more than one thing as well. I will have accomplished a more diabolical plan- actually making you read this post. Even if you don't make it to the very end of this thread, you will have at least surfed to it, and started reading...after all, how else would you know what it is about, and whther or not you wished to read it?
Now, on the other hand, there's you, the reader. You may walk away satisfied, or you may walk away totally pissed off. You may be bored out of your skull. In fact, that boredom may even be the reason you are here in the first place reading this post. Either way, you are here, so that is something that I have accomplished, while the only thing you will be able to say you have accomplished is reading this post...and if this post leaves you hanging, unfulfilled, then that would be a real pisser, wouldn't it?
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