ok all...so I am so fantastically proud of my daughter that I am upstaging her by posting this here before she gets a chance to post it on her Fanfic page,lol!
She'll be pissed, but...she'll forgive me some day! In order to truly appreciate this, you need to be aware of 2 things...Final Fantasy, and The Jabberwock by Lewis Carrol from Alice in Wonderland/Through The looking Glass. This is a rewrite/parody of Jabberwock poem, referencing instead FF characters etc.
[SIZE="4"]The Sephiroth[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]‘Twas brillig, and the chocobos
Did peck and run about the farm;
And Soldiers all lined up in rows
Begot mysterious charm.
“Beware the Sephiroth, my son!
The sword that bites, the blows that hit!
Beware the Jenova and shun
The Shinra Corporate!”
He took his bastard-sword in hand:
Long the one-winged angel he sought-
So waited he by the central tree
And stood awhile in thought.
And as he stood in solemn thought,
The Sephiroth, with aura of flame,
Appeared before our hero distraught,
A-claiming vengeance as he came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The heavy blades did clash!
But at the tide, Sephiroth died,
And Cloud had won the match.
“And hast Cloud slain the Sephiroth!
Let us return, victorious boy!
O wondrous day! Yahoo! Hooray!”
His friends cried out in joy.
‘Twas brillig, and the chocobos
Did peck and run about the farm;
And Soldiers all lined up in rows
Begot mysterious charm.
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by my daughter and member here, Chibidryad!
:confetti:O.<:confetti:
