I bare the grief of all humanity, it is my muse. I enjoy anime. I dislike people who can be described as "fans".
My interests are vast and largely uninteresting.
I hope to make some friends here. I expect people who read my post will develop some curiosity.
If you've heard of me from somewhere: All the stories about me are true. I've told the best of them myself.
The collective minds of humanity are locked. I am the key.