I like to cook, um steak and chips, roast beef and chicken, my special potatoes-heat potatoes in microwave in a covered dish with a bit of water, this steams them and it takes less time to cook, you should be able to put a skewer through a bit. Dump some flour and as many spices and herbs you can find in a bag, then chuck in potates, shake, dump them in the oven with either butter/margarine or fat.
I do lazy housework. You swipe the vacuum cleaner around and if there are still things on the floor, then it is the vacuum cleaners fault and not mine.
I am quite clean, and clean stuff up as I go, so there isn't much to do anyway. I can't understand when people clean carpets and floors when they are only slightly dirty, weird, just wait til mould is growing, then you clean.