Vladimir A: Either you get a comp nerd at your house or you get the SFANTF on your ass...oh wait...there's not difference, 'cause comp nerds kick ass! Q: Do we rock?
Vladimir A: In the back of her trunk, 'cause she's got a lot of junk...or something like that... Q: What the hell did I just say?
Vladimir A: Your creator! Q: What kind of meat are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballed eyes made of?
Vladimir A: 'Cause you're a cracker! Q: What does the cracking cracker crack when it's done cracking crackers?
Vladimir A: None, 'cause they would be afraid that the wood chuck them! Q: How sweet is wood's revenge?