brokenhands wroteSo what you're telling me is; Windows raped you w/o lube, kicked your dog, raided your fridge, took a dump in your toliet without flushing, burned down your house, took your car ,and ran up your cell phone bill while charging up your credit card. And the kicker is you paid them, and this was what they gave you.
rjd22 wroteWindows isn't so bad if you think of this: Why is a virus better than windows??? Answer: A virus doesn't make mistakes xD
:D LOL Actually I guess, it's a virus itself and what brokenhands said are just a few of millions of the side effects of putting it onto your hd.
I mean look at the long term effects: It causes chronically stomach,head,leg,arm,nose,ears,tongue,hair and so on .-ache,
furthermore it causes nearly every kind of syndromes and Phobia and (sad but true) hatred against the small little tiny innocent helpless computer
[COLOR=RED](he just cries for mercy like "oh please u mighty rootuser, please don't kill me. I beg u for mercy [LINUX]")[/COLOR]
But you can't do anything about it, because you want to use fruity etc. and wine can't do it (yet).
Yeah you're damn right it's not the wine programmers to blame for it. It's [COLOR=RED]"microdefunctional software"[/COLOR] and there dx and there betatest version of a virus.
They sell it for a price, which is way too high for non working betatests of a virus, but hey, now you get less "blue screens", but on that account you get black ones.
So wow hey it's more colorful now, like it said during the installation. And it's really more userfriendly than before. Now, when an error comes up ......you really can do "nothing". Well you say it's like before? No way! Now you have the option to send your dumped report directly to the monopoly for.... uhm.....for O.o....
well whatever for, ...but you CAN DO IT, isn't that great enough? They surely (don't) read it carefully and then they (don't) do wathever they can to help you with Wimpdoom. Now they have done a new great master stroke and they call it FISTER :) or sth like that.
Yo actually it's similar to windown (it's the same), it only has more (useless and ressource stealing) functions (you never need)
(WOW...Isn't that fantastic 00 I still can't believe it....it's so cool [and useless])
And after you've read this, you can see that I'm appearantly almost braindamaged and act aggressive and violent due to working with windumb.
I now also have a drug problem with all drugs you can find on the world and visit the Wincoholics Anonymous (WA). I hope you understand my situation -=xx=- :(
[COLOR=RED][SIZE=1]Beware if you don't be careful, I'll throw my keyboard and monitor at you!!![/SIZE][/COLOR] ;)
