when i was a kid, i thought my name was jesus christ because my dad would say, "jesus christ, what do you think you are doing?,""jesus christ, get over here!" and my brother thought his name was dang it because my dad would say, "dang it, clean up this mess," and "dang it, now look what you've done." one time i was outside and my dad said, "dang it, get inside before it rains!" i said, "dad, im jesus christ"
