Don\'t have sex with power tools?

Snoo99

Power tool sex toy lands woman in hospital | World Breaking News | News.com.au

I don't know if this is the smartest thing to do.. You think she got bored with what she already had? shiver

And to some, I apologize for sticking this in the "funny stuff" section, it was just... sorta.. strange..

brokenhands

Reminds me of that episode of Morel Orel, where the mother gets "The Home Wrecker"

It's basically a jackhammer with a rubber tip.

Ladies, I'm only going to say this once. If you're going to use power tools, apply the proper lubrication.

Guys who work with power tools already know this.

Nightsky

If it is funny then try to think up it like it could happen to you. And there goes your butt virginity

Nightsky

Okay, I'm not just that into the black side of comedy. But I try my best

Xyw13

Snoo99;40270 wrote
Power tool sex toy lands woman in hospital | World Breaking News | News.com.au

I don't know if this is the smartest thing to do.. You think she got bored with what she already had? shiver

And to some, I apologize for sticking this in the "funny stuff" section, it was just... sorta.. strange..

How come you are interested for such things in you age?! (Rule 29 dude -.-)
And we can make another section here... Funny news :)

Xyw13

Snoo99;40272 wrote
Oh, trust me. This was on another forum. I didn't go searching for this. ^

LOL dude....
Now applying rule 42 -.-

paradoxjc

welovehina;43362 wrote
haha, man its like the girl who died while masturbating with a broom on top of a refrigerator, fell off, and got impaled.

please tell me you have a link to that story

Snoo99

Xyw13;40271 wrote
How come you are interested for such things in you age?! (Rule 29 dude -.-)
And we can make another section here... Funny news :)

Oh, trust me. This was on another forum. I didn't go searching for this. ^^

BooYaa

well this is quite off topic but as i don't post here in this kind of section
I have no idea where such a post/topic will go :P

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regarding my post/news

something like this will never happen if only one didn't drink alcohol :pbeer:
another reason to add in the ever increasing list of
Why not to Drink Alcoholic beverages or intake Drugs muhahaha

welovehina

haha, man its like the girl who died while masturbating with a broom on top of a refrigerator, fell off, and got impaled.

welovehina

snopes.com: Broom Death

it is apperently an urban legend...
i looked it up.
kinda upset that its not true...
funny none the less.

welovehina

meh...
i have imagined it...
and i had a laugh!
gotta make yourself laugh, thats the important thing.

gracie14

BooYaa;43763 wrote
well this is quite off topic but as i don't post here in this kind of section
I have no idea where such a post/topic will go :P

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regarding my post/news

something like this will never happen if only one didn't drink alcohol :pbeer:
another reason to add in the ever increasing list of
Why not to Drink Alcoholic beverages or intake Drugs muhahaha

I think that is very disturbingly weird... She should be held accountable.

uzzlic

funny and hot!!!:cheerleader:

sk8er431

why can't they enjoy the real thing instead of machines. geez

vincent0410

hey. it's not bad. come and see.