Windows XP & New Error Messages

joker_mashadi

hi guys ,
I dont know your taste about funny stuff , but I think the idea was a fun , However the main idea is not mine .

New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system...
1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.
5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

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rjd22

Lol I hope he knows himself what it means xD

dr_pill

11 Keyboard not responding, press any key to continue. (you must have heard that one already)

brokenhands

Almost as funny as sending an email about the email being down.

Vladimir

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[quote1159826938=Himeno]
Lol okay>_<
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I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.

AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) .

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Don't worry, I thought it was pretty funny!

btw, I'm removing your cat, because no one can see it's a cat, because the space before the text is removed.

Vladimir

devilmore;9556 wrote
Stuff like that was pretty funny at school. 90% of the guys in my class barely know how to turn on the computer, so it's pretty easy to fool around with them. When we were using computers we send them all kinds of fake errors via net send cause the pop up window looks like the usual error windows (Windows NT...urks)
"Like Error 404 - Impotent User"
Took them weeks to notice we were faking it...
Espacially funny if you watch the guy (sitting behing him or so) and always send an error when he does a certain thing. You can really make them belive that the right mouse button doesn't work and stuff.

Yay...good old days :D

Also the Windows RG flash thingy has some good errors.
"Word has to be closed (send to prison) for performing an illegal action (killing a paperclip).

lolol! :D:D:D
Man that's the only useful thingy one can do with Windows XD

Vladimir

Xyw13;9560 wrote
I like this one: Jesus changed your life. Save changes(y/n) :D

HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! That's so good! XD

Vladimir

Xyw13;9567 wrote
I think, there is a site, where are win errors listed, but couldn't remember.

Google is your friend!
(actually it's mine too, but as you know, I'm too lazy XD)

Vladimir

SteeL;11575 wrote
LOL i really like this jokes man.

Intel inside.. Idiot outside :P

I love the "evil inside" shirts XD

Vladimir

SubZero;11661 wrote
My friend has a t-shirt saying "Hentai Inside" XDXD and he wears it around campus. Luckily, not many people here know what it means anyway.

But I bet a lot of people would think it means "cartoon sex" or some like that.
While it actually means "weird" and also used for "pervert".

Vladimir

SubZero;11673 wrote
Well, its a little bit of both. There is really no right or wrong definition of Hentai.

Has anyone except for you and your friends said anything to him about his shirt?

joker_mashadi

[quote1159826938=Himeno]
Lol okay>_<
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I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.

AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) .

stupid joker %-6

Himeno

Lol okay>_<

Himeno

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[quote1159826938=Himeno]
Lol okay>_<
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I have to admit the fact I need to work on my sense of humor ^.

AT least I gave it a try , BTW I know somebody love cats ( check some nice wall link ) .

stupid joker %-6
[/quote1160118563]me loves cats XD(in real life like animals)^^

Nightsky

Fun and wierd. I liked those

Nightsky

Funny thing in windows 95 is that you could actually modify the start up picture :D Lots of fun with that one

anika

it was okay but my sense of humr likes pain

SteeL

LOL i really like this jokes man.

Intel inside.. Idiot outside :P

Xyw13

I like this one: Jesus changed your life. Save changes(y/n) :D

Xyw13

Vladimir;9565 wrote
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! That's so good! XD

I think, there is a site, where are win errors listed, but couldn't remember.